Remote Control: A Rant
Which one of these remotes is not like the others? That is to say, which one of them works? Oh, what’s that you say? NONE of them work? Of course. That’s reasonable. These are the three of the remote...
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I cannot make this stuff up. I try. Here is an un-retouched photo of my actual husband. He has a remote control in each hand. And if you notice, in his lap, our newest run-the-TV device, the Wii...
View ArticleI Dream of Cheese
Last night I dreamt of cheese. Big bowls of creamy dip with shredded bits of cheese inside. I shoveled it into my mouth by whatever means necessary. Chips, crackers, bread. It was divine. The best...
View ArticleFunny Mom Tracy Beckerman, Found in Suburbia
Tracy Beckerman is a very funny mom. I met her on a rooftop party in San Diego during BlogHer’11 at one of those exclusive brand parties I don’t really get invited to. When a girl’s got friends, she...
View ArticleA Note to the Woman's Magazine
A note to the woman’s magazine who promised me a week of easy weeknight recipes. You are a liar. It was incredibly uncool when you lured me in with a crock pot recipe, only to find when I went to …...
View Article10 Reasons You Might Want to Retire Your Bikini
Summer is here. Oh yes, with her evil humidity and her sinister bathing suit requirements. I know we’re supposed to be all mighty and empowered to Take Back the Bikini, to revel in our aging beauty,...
View ArticleSmoked Brisket with VSR and Smack Talk
It started innocently enough, with a little smack talk after my friend, the nwaFoodie Lyndi Fultz, got a new smoker. Before I knew it I had challenged her to a duel. May the best smoker win. Soon...
View ArticleOrganization Obsession: Zip Pouches Inside My Bags
For the last two years I have been searching for the ultimate handbag/tote/computer bag organization. Because I am all about the home organization porn. And now I’ve found it. Forgive me if I’m the...
View ArticleFour Spring Fashion Trends to Skip if You Are Over 40
There are certain fashion trends that women of a certain age should not adopt, no matter how hard you think your abs are or how young at heart you feel. I wrote about the temptations of shopping at the...
View ArticleYou Have Boyfriend? Nail Salon Humor
My favorite stand up ever. Ever. All about the nails. Why does Anjelah Johnson not have her own show? Whatever you like we do for you? The post You Have Boyfriend? Nail Salon Humor appeared first on...
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